November’s Magical Musical Movie Review

It’s November and music is in the air… and in theaters!

Money enthusiast and rap star 50 Cent stars in Get Rich or Die Tryin’. How about “Get Rich or Don’t Get Rich?” You don’t need to make everything into a life-and-death struggle, Fiddy. Now I don’t want to give away the ending of the movie, but since it’s a big-budget feature film starring 50 Cent in the story of his life, I’m guessing “dying tryin’ ” isn’t an outcome.

The Chumscrubber is a feature-length adaptation of Chumbawumba’s one hit song. It centers around a man who drinks a whisky drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, then a cider drink. I assume this man is an alcoholic. The film chronicles his struggles, what gets him down and how he gets up again.

Zathursa. See: Jumanji

For songs that don’t rhyme and jokes about black people, check out comedian Sarah Silverman in Jesus is Magic and hear variations on the same six jokes that made her sorta-famous.

In the trailer for Walk the Line, Joaquin Phoenix states, “Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.” and the movie appears to say just about as much. Folsom Prison? Check. “Ring of Fire”? Check. Reese Witherspoon? The heck? What’s she doing here? At least her goofy southern-somewhere drawl finally seems appropriate.

Finally, Rent tells the inspirational story of several hip, young artists living in a run-down part of New York who are all trying to ‘make it’. No wait, that’s the movie Fame. Okay, but Rent is a musical. No wait, Fame was also a musical. But what Rent has that Fame doesn’t is more timely references to things like AIDS and Newt Gingrich. But with all the similarities, maybe this movie should be called Rent: I’m gonna live forever …or die tryin’.

The Rorschach Test

Meaning, if you dress up like this maniac for Halloween, you automatically fail.

Rorschach

Scourge of 21st Century REVEALED!!

Spotted on the mean streets of Hollywood, or rather the boulevard of Hollywood to be more precise, the city has posted a hefty fine for what is most assuredly the biggest threat facing America, Halloween and, oh, let’s say freedom:

Now I’m no legal expert, but the quotes around “ILLEGAL” imply that the sign is either meant sarcastically, or that this sign employs a loose definition of the word ‘illegal’. A kind of ‘wink, wink’ illegal. According to the wording of the law…

Individuals, businesses and/or vendors possessing or selling Silly String on public or private property in Hollywood will be given the option to voluntarily discard the product or face a maximum $1000 fine and/or six months in jail.

…so apparently it’s ask nicely first, 6 months in jail second.

Hello, World!

“It’s not broken, it just doesn’t do anything.” That’s the lesson I’ve learned writing software at my current job. Plus, I like that the brevity of this observation doesn’t leave room for software that actually works.

Speaking of things that break, I’ve been working with the Mambo content management system lately and I’ve found that the more things a particular piece of software is supposed to do, the more things there are that can go haywire. My solution? Write software that will do zero things, duh.

So far the one plug-in I’ve gotten to work for it is the ever-popular “Hello world” app. Hello World is a great piece of code to get started on because it only does one thing — print out “Hello world” — so there’s only one thing can go wrong.

Is there a web site where I can find all the “Hello World” code I’ll ever need? For some reason, yes: helloworld.org. Even if you can’t count on anything else in this world, seems you can always count on “Hello World”.

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Cartoons

Dan Danger wear

In reference to thepete.com/ic, jen and pete mentioned an interest in a t-shirt with a panel from Dan Danger on the front. Well, I’ve no idea how to silkscreen a shirt, but thought I’d put up the image I was thinking of using all the same.

Some people took a shine to the low-fi comic “Dan Danger” I drew as part of Pete’s thepete.com/ic and so, being the media whore I am, I put some effort into putting a panel of Dan Danger onto a T-shirt for your enjoyment.


Dan Danger always shot clean — right between the eyes!


Dan Danger always knocks ’em dead with his twin 9mm’s, now so can you!

You’ll find 6 different Tees for men and women at my CafePress store …along with some decades-old WWJD paraphernalia.

So please, put some money into the pockets of CafePress and impress your friends and co-conspirators by showing off the grade school-level artist you know!

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Blog

Robo-Scape-Dwarf

I know. I know. This is way too geeky to post on something as cool and trendy as the internet, but I have compiled a table of all the connections among my three favorite, most formative sci-fi shows: Robotech, Farscape and Red Dwarf.

Coming soon from No Eleven Records

No Limit isn’t the only label that can turn out a gross of new albums every month. Below is a list of No Eleven Records’ latest albums — dropping soon!

TeAM Productions

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Video What Would Jesus Do?

The Christ & Ben Show

This cartoon was a special going-away present to my friends on The Mike & Ben Show, which is why, if you weren’t on the show at the time, it probably doesn’t make a whole hell of a lot of sense.

I wrote this episode with my friend Myles, who was graduating UCLA and thus leaving the show, along with Ben, Thor, Sean and Price. Yes, it was a requirement of the show that every other person have an unusual name. Just ask Dagmar and Harp.

The episode used a lot of clips from old shows, woven (barely) into a fable which paralleled our creative struggle working on the show, and was actually pretty well-received. Which is more than I can say for what happened on youtube.

It’s also kind of a love letter to our long-lost friend Mike, if you think about it.

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Video What Would Jesus Do?

Survivor: Judea

Follow the further adventures of the hero with a holier-than-thou attitude and find out what would Jesus do — on Survivor! Yes, through a weird coincidence, I was able to get one of the Survivor cast to lend their voice to the cartoon.

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Video What Would Jesus Do?

Sacraments & Sawdust

Follow the further adventures of the hero with a holier-than-thou attitude and find out what would Jesus do — at the ol’ circus maximus.