Ralphs Baker: Chef, what topping should I put on these cupcakes?
Chef throws the baker a bag of fun-size Snickers bars
Ralphs Baker: Do you want me to …unwrap them?
Chef stares daggers at the Ralphs Baker
![Snicker at these cupcakes](http://www.timtoon.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/snickers.jpg)
And that is how you make the laziest cupcakes in Ralphs.