You are the Puma Man!

For the ultimate in sports apparel and puma-related cinema, it’s the 1970s classic “Puma Man” tee-shirt! Finally, something for nobody. Here we have the Puma Man’s ridiculous “flying” power captured in a shirt up to seven or eight people will appreciate!

This fashionable item is also available in cardinal, navy, charcoal and lots of other appealing colors and styles you aren’t going to buy anyway. Here’s that aforementioned flying ability in action on MST3K:

Say what you want, this can’t be any more derivative than the ten thousand “McLovin” tee-shirts out there. He’s got a name that’s like it’s only one word! Jesus christ.