Tag: Neeerrrrrrdddd!!

For the ultimate in sports apparel and puma-related cinema, it’s the 1970s classic “Puma Man” tee-shirt! Finally, something for nobody. Here we have the Puma Man’s ridiculous “flying” power captured in a shirt up to seven or eight people will appreciate!

This fashionable item is also available in cardinal, navy, charcoal and lots of other appealing colors and styles you aren’t going to buy anyway. Here’s that aforementioned flying ability in action on MST3K:

Say what you want, this can’t be any more derivative than the ten thousand “McLovin” tee-shirts out there. He’s got a name that’s like it’s only one word! Jesus christ.

Okay, so maybe the something-ize me fad has already come and gone, but Chris Doyle (who wants to make absolutely sure you remember Reasonably Clever is a site created by him, Chris Doyle*), created the Lego Mini-Mizer, where you can create yourself out of a Lego minifig.

Choosing from a wide variety of Lego pieces and colors, I was able to whip up a version of my idealized self, only to realize I unconsciously dress like a Lego figure already.

So try it out, just don’t come crying to me when 7 of your 8 top friends are pictures of Lego Minifigs.

*Hi kettle, I’m pot. Did I mention you’re black?